Pink Unicorn
White cotton singlet straining to cover his rotund belly. And failing. Dismally. Tightest footy shorts. How did you even get into them? I suppress a shudder. Bare feet with long, dirty toenails. On your couch? Sure. The beach? Sure. The park? Okay. Ducking in to buy milk? I guess. My restaurant for dinner service? As likely as […]